Thursday, February 14, 2013

Consequence 3

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     Good choice, I would've decided to assault multiple wolves at once too. Leaping out in a heroic frenzy, you start punching every wolf you can see. Left, Right, Left, Right, the rhythm is voiding your mind of all thought and emotion (You're killing sleeping dogs, thank the lord you don't have emotion right now). This bloody animal cruelty continues for a while longer, until you're left with piles of meat and stained hands. Alone and in the dark, you manage to create a small fire. Yes, you're going to cook your meat before you eat it, you're not entirely uncivilized. Once you've wolfed down enough wolf meat, you fall asleep in the grass, happy that you ate a big meal.
     A+ for effort, you succeeded in slaughtering an innocent pack of wolves instead of contributing to the Neolithic Revolution. Do you take pride in this, you sick beast? Regardless of your morality, you did at least survive to the end of this adventure, though you didn't accomplish any of the other objectives. Humanity will still evolve and create civilization, but sadly you can't be credited for helping that. If you'd like to take another swing at Neolithic Revolution, Super Adventure, you can go back to the [starting page here.]