Y'all reach the settlement. Looking around in amazement, you spot many interesting things. There's a pit of fire, sticks propped up to create little caves, and rows upon rows of eating-plants. You want to comment on the impressive technology that the group has, but your tiny brain thinks otherwise. Quickly you reach for the nearest cave man's club and start beating said cave man to the ground. You don't make too much progress with your bludgeoning though, as all the other cave men have started beating you with their clubs. How rude of them! This angers you very much, turning your small face a crimson red. Swinging harder than when you had to (wanted to) punch a wolf to death, it becomes an all out brawl. Okay it's not actually a brawl, all the cavemen are circled around you with bats at the ready, but at least you're hitting the air with your heavy swings. This isn't looking too good. Your Fight-or-Flight complex finally changes it's mind and tells you to run, but by now you're crawling on the ground trying to dodge the stinging impact of the clubs. Out numbered and under-prepared, you are killed right then and there.
Well, it looks like you failed fairly hard with your mission. Instead of participating in the definition of the Neolithic Revolution, your bestial instinct made you waste your life by attacking members of your own species. At least you'll live on in the other cave men's memories for a few days, and their digestive tracts. This concludes your stay in
Neolithic Revolution, Super Adventure, but if you'd like to try again you can always
[go back to the start.]
