Thursday, July 11, 2013

Consequence 4

("Sad caveman" http://gavin.delint.ca/Artwork/News/Caveman.jpg)
     Well, that's disappointing. Instead of attacking extremely vulnerable puppies, you decided it was too dangerous and wimped out. Good job, you missed your only opportunity to join in on a human settlement AND you didn't get to eat all the wolf meat. Ashamed of yourself, you skulk along the forest floor until you find a root to gnaw on. It's getting dark, so you head for the nearest comfortable patch of grass and lie down. Wrapped up in the fetal position, your cry yourself to sleep, hoping that you can redeem yourself tomorrow.
     This is (in my opinion) the worst outcome there is. You didn't even talk to the humans and get murdered by them, and you definitely didn't get to pass on your genes and learn how to farm. You couldn't even muster up the courage to kill a couple wolves and have a good meal, so instead you did the shame walk and fell asleep. Too bad you didn't join the other cavemen, because they'd enjoy themselves a lot laughing at this pathetic ending of yours. This concludes your time in Neolithic Revolution, Super Adventure, but if you want to redeem yourself and not live the rest of your life in shame, you can go back the [starting page] right here, loser.